Eve gave me one million ringgit yesterday.

Yeah, right.

She forced me to dream, what will I do with 1 million ringgit.

Hmm… 1 million ringgit … since dreaming liao…. can I dream about 5 million ringgit?

1 million not enough wor.

1) Have to pay off my own house first. Fuiyoh, imagine I sekali bank in so much money to pay off the house. Realllly sooooong.

2) Talk to the landlord of my shop. He wanna sell the shop gar? Though I know it is unlikely (he owns plenty of shops, plenty means plenty, ok?), no harm asking. (Eve lengleng, this shop already cost more than 1 million). Maybe I pay downpayment 500K.

Now the tricky part. I pay so much in cash, how to explain to IRB? Scratch head.

3) Now left a small sum of money.

Bring wife and kids (and in-laws) for holiday. No need follow trip liao. Hire a personal tour guide. Fuiyoh. Sooong again.

During the trip, ask wife to buy … what? Diamond ring? Let her be happy lar.

4) Come back, probably left 15 K. Throw into Unit Trust and forget about it.

5) Now start working again.

Now, the tagging part. Tuk tong chang.

Lets tag …. winniethepooh

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What They Do With Their $1 Million

1. SYH will spend for Family.

2. Miche will give to the needy.

3. Montessorimum will keepsake.

4. Mumsgather will secure her kids? financial future.

5. bkworm will be debt free.

6. Dancing Queen will go on a lifelong holiday.

7. Eve will invest in properties.

8. yenjai will settle his house loan, buy over the shop, then go for travelling with family

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What is the point of doing a study, if you don’t intend to do anything about it?

Only about 30% of the country?s 40,000 registered Class F contractors are active and undertaking their jobs genuinely, said Deputy Works Minister Datuk Mohd Zin Mohamed.

Mohd Zin also questioned the purpose of a single family holding on to between five and 10 Class F licences.

?In many families, the father, the son, the brother, all hold Class F licences. Are they only interested in becoming commission earners?

And can we ask how do someone get their licence as Class F contractor?
Don’t you do any background check on them? The ministry never realise the father, brother, and grandmother already a Class F contractor?

My wall clock stop functioning yesterday.

I need a battery, thus I gone to the nearby Giant supermarket.

To my surprise, the smallest packing comes with NINE batteries. Wow.

What am I gonna do with the eight remaining batteries?

I know they do this to cut production cost, but isn’t this bringing it a bit too far?

Next time, we go to chicken rice stall, we will see a notice:

Per plate, the minimum item

1) Quarter Chicken

OR

2) Quarter Duck

OR

3) 800g char siu / siu yoke